Feb 24, 2010
Feb 21, 2010
The passing cloud - episode 1
Avi: abey jaldi kar, we are getting late...
Raj: haan haan pata hai, abey saale date lucky ka hai ya tera tu kyun itna tension lera, chill baap..
Lucky: Haan re, my date not yours!!!
Lucky is going to propose Ruchi today. Ruchi is Lucky's friend's friend, don't ask me which friend and all. He never mentioned about her till last week when he wanted our support for today's feat. We are going to water front Restaurant now.
11:00AM
When were about to start our bike lucky's mobile started buzzing...
Lucky: haan ruchi bas dus minute, we are almost there... will give you a call when I reach there... cya...
Ruchi: hmm... ok...
Lucky: abey bagha, she's already reached there...
Avi: F***, boltha maine ... anyways 20 mins minimum lagega...
Lucky: Koyi gal nai, she knows my 10 mins is going to be 30 mins, so we have 10 more mins buffer time just in case we get stuck in traffic...
Raj: acha acha kill the discussion, gaadi tho start kar pehle...
11:40 AM
Lucky: Shit baap, 40 mins late, aaj dhulayi pakka...
Avi: abey kuch nai bolegi, and take this bouquet ... beta aaramse ok.. we'll be nearby you only...
Raj: Dude, chal all the best, khush khabri sunade aaj main sponsor karunga party...
Lucky walked into the restaurant and we sat at the parking lot for smoke. Watchmen came to us seeing this...
Watchman: Saab, no smoking area saab...
Avi: acha, sorry yaar pata nai tha , par ab jaladiya tho katam karnedo, yaar cigarette ko hum kaise dhokha denge bholo...
Watchman: Saab samja karo saab, woh bada saab dekhenga tho mujhe naukri se nikaal denge...
Raj fished out a cigarette from the box and gave it watchman, he thanked us and walked away with a smile...
12:15PM
Avi: abey raj, ye itna der kyun lera...
Raj: band bhajra shayad andar...
Just then I got an SMS from Lucky...
"Bomboo session chalra abibhi :(("
Seeing that me and Raj started laughing...
I replied back to him saying. "abey jaldi kar, movie bi jaana hai, time nai hai humare paas... :P"
12:45PM
Lucky came out of the restaurant and walked straight towards the parking lot...
Lucky: abey jaldi, cigarette...
Raj: abey, kya huva? all's well naa?
I started laughing imaging what might have happened inside the restaurant, Navya came from behind and slapped my head...
Avi: Abey kaun hai be, teri maaki****... ooops tu hai sorry yaar, woh pata nai chala who hit me...
Navya: Woh sab chod what;s happening here ?
Raj: tu idar kya karri? aur baaki dho kaha hai?
Navya: Woh log eat street main hai, hum aise hi ghoom ne bahar nikhle... anyways tum log idar kya karr rahe te?
Avi: woh kya hai ki, woh lucky proposed some gal, tho we were asking what happened and in the meanwhile you made your entry...
Navya: OO, lucky tera chera kyun utra huva hai... don't tell that she said ki..."let's just be friends"
Lucky went and hugged navya, "kyun friends, seeda bolthi I don't like you"
...to be continued
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Jan 18, 2010
random updates
Time is slipping really fast these days, hours have become days in no time. I'm little excited about that because the day of joining some company and waiting for weekends would always be fun. Waiting for weekends isn't new for me, back then when I was in amazon.com my weekend used to start from Thursday evening itself. Those days were fun.
So, what's new in this year 2010, well I started tweeting again and added SRK, Jr AB, Saif, Genelia, Shahid, Farhan Akhtar etc etc... in my list. The list is little big to mention all the names here. Now these guys are tweeting like they are breathing, minute-to-minute update like I-am-stuck-in-the-traffic, good-mornings-evenings-nights, having tea-coffee-juice, wonder why don't they tweet about when they farted and how big the sound came off it and if their movie is gonna released then you can imagine their tweets: keeping-all-body-parts-cross, gave interviews-here-there-everywhere. And after release: thnkxs-for-dare-watching-the-movie.
This reminds of Uday Chopra's tweet after the release of Pyaar Impossible:
"Thanks everyone for your positive feedback on the movie, haven't been able to reply to all but been reading all the tweets" (bloody hell, if you have received positive response you would reply, why would you reply if you didn't get any... lol)
Can't handle this nuisance, let's see wt will pappu tweet if he becomes a hero
..............
tweet 1: "Haa, birds get up so early and flying also, shit I'm late for jogging..."
"I'm going into restroom, censored ( lol...) attending nature's call...now a days its always on engage don't have time for it only..."
"back from restroom, tying my shoe lace" (how are u tying while u r sending the tweet fag ass?)
"me jogging guys" (u r tweeting also Mr.pappu, forgot tht already?)
back from jogging, so tired couldn't jog for more than 5 mins, so much flab i have, got to do sth, this jogging will nt help"
"guys, no shooting today, so will watch a movie, suggest me some good movie. I'm waiting for ur reply..." (there's always some pappu who will reply to this tweet)
"Ok, I'm watching my own movie, pappu pass nahi huvaa..."
"eating channa, movie is so interesting"
"Guysssssss, I jus farted...., a silent one though..." (hold your noses, silent the fart deadlier it would smell... remember khanishtham thudthudiiy padam.... sursuria pran khatam!!!!)
"guys guys, I was kidding in my prev tweet..." (who was eating channa, huh??)
I'm stopping here this post will nvr end if I also create imaginary tweets from bed to back to bed, now you can imagine the level of tweeting these days in the micro-blogsville, thanks to our actors.
..............
Anyways, moving on from the annoying world, let's move into musical world. Gosh, a musical buff like me couldn't have asked more after listening to new releases: karthik calling karthik, striker, kedi (telugu), vinnaithaandi Varuvaayaa (ar rahman's tamil album) and then ishqiya. All of 'em have really good tracks. One of the movies music cd's is yet to hit the stores but somehow I managed to find a way to download that album online... woohoo
These days "uff teri adaa" is in the loop followed by "dil tho baccha hai ji" (ishqiya), "hosanna" (ar rahman) and yun hua (striker).
And, then have been watching movies as if there's no tomorrow for me. Last night saw "Yes man" the closing scene of that movie was ultimate. Before starting this post finished watching "Star trek" (blu ray version). I have decided to say good bye to dvd version and welcome blu ray from here on, no compromise with the quality you see...
Signing off with a positive note for you n me: "Live life to the fullest"
So, what's new in this year 2010, well I started tweeting again and added SRK, Jr AB, Saif, Genelia, Shahid, Farhan Akhtar etc etc... in my list. The list is little big to mention all the names here. Now these guys are tweeting like they are breathing, minute-to-minute update like I-am-stuck-in-the-traffic, good-mornings-evenings-nights, having tea-coffee-juice, wonder why don't they tweet about when they farted and how big the sound came off it and if their movie is gonna released then you can imagine their tweets: keeping-all-body-parts-cross, gave interviews-here-there-everywhere. And after release: thnkxs-for-dare-watching-the-movie.
This reminds of Uday Chopra's tweet after the release of Pyaar Impossible:
"Thanks everyone for your positive feedback on the movie, haven't been able to reply to all but been reading all the tweets" (bloody hell, if you have received positive response you would reply, why would you reply if you didn't get any... lol)
Can't handle this nuisance, let's see wt will pappu tweet if he becomes a hero
..............
tweet 1: "Haa, birds get up so early and flying also, shit I'm late for jogging..."
"I'm going into restroom, censored ( lol...) attending nature's call...now a days its always on engage don't have time for it only..."
"back from restroom, tying my shoe lace" (how are u tying while u r sending the tweet fag ass?)
"me jogging guys" (u r tweeting also Mr.pappu, forgot tht already?)
back from jogging, so tired couldn't jog for more than 5 mins, so much flab i have, got to do sth, this jogging will nt help"
"guys, no shooting today, so will watch a movie, suggest me some good movie. I'm waiting for ur reply..." (there's always some pappu who will reply to this tweet)
"Ok, I'm watching my own movie, pappu pass nahi huvaa..."
"eating channa, movie is so interesting"
"Guysssssss, I jus farted...., a silent one though..." (hold your noses, silent the fart deadlier it would smell... remember khanishtham thudthudiiy padam.... sursuria pran khatam!!!!)
"guys guys, I was kidding in my prev tweet..." (who was eating channa, huh??)
I'm stopping here this post will nvr end if I also create imaginary tweets from bed to back to bed, now you can imagine the level of tweeting these days in the micro-blogsville, thanks to our actors.
..............
Anyways, moving on from the annoying world, let's move into musical world. Gosh, a musical buff like me couldn't have asked more after listening to new releases: karthik calling karthik, striker, kedi (telugu), vinnaithaandi Varuvaayaa (ar rahman's tamil album) and then ishqiya. All of 'em have really good tracks. One of the movies music cd's is yet to hit the stores but somehow I managed to find a way to download that album online... woohoo
These days "uff teri adaa" is in the loop followed by "dil tho baccha hai ji" (ishqiya), "hosanna" (ar rahman) and yun hua (striker).
And, then have been watching movies as if there's no tomorrow for me. Last night saw "Yes man" the closing scene of that movie was ultimate. Before starting this post finished watching "Star trek" (blu ray version). I have decided to say good bye to dvd version and welcome blu ray from here on, no compromise with the quality you see...
Signing off with a positive note for you n me: "Live life to the fullest"
Jan 14, 2010
cry n weep
i cry i cry
i cry till this world gets wet
i weep..i weep..
.den i get over it"
i cry till this world gets wet
i weep..i weep..
.den i get over it"
- cry by brute, weep by mytree
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